Alternative Titles for American Idol
January 20th, 2005
American Idiot
Yes, It’s True — I Can’t Sing To Save My Life
Da Do Do Do, Da Dumb Dumb Dumb
Who Will Be The Next William Hung?
Stevie Wonder Why They Can’t Pick Another Artist?
Yes, The Japanese Are Way Cooler Than Us
Echo-Challenge
Extreme Do-Over
Fools on Parade
American Idle



I vote for American Idle.
Comment by Hilary — January 20, 2005 @ 8:35 am
I have to vote for Fools on Parade. I mean, did you see Doofus and Doofuser at the tail end of the show lastnight? I just may skip watching this season all together.
Comment by groovebunny — January 20, 2005 @ 8:55 am
Ugh. Those two were driving me crazy.
I think, personally, that on the heels of William Hung, people are playing up the “I gave my all and that’s all I can do” scenario after a horrible audition. That’s what William Hung did, and look at what he got out of it!
Comment by Pauly D — January 20, 2005 @ 9:03 am
What did William Hung get out of it, exactly? Fifteen minutes of consecutive fame and hatred?
Comment by Will — January 20, 2005 @ 8:10 pm
My “William” is also “…”
(This joke was told to me by my PE teacher.)
Comment by Jurgen — January 22, 2005 @ 4:50 pm
How about, “Ma, they call this entertainment?”
Comment by monkeyinabox — January 25, 2005 @ 4:18 pm