Comments on: I Could Be The Hottest Young Rookie In NASCAR History Thanks To Days of Thunder

By: srah

srah — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

I kept trying to read “YRITNASCARC” backwards for some reason. It’s *almost* like “crack sanitary,” although I don’t know why you’d want to say that.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

I think the 10 point Arial font would underrepresent the coolness of what you have attained. Besides, it would be a bit small. 10 points would be hard to read on a t-shirt. You’d probably want at least 16 points. But, you’re on the right track. Definitely.

By: Denise

Denise — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Are you sure you want to brag about looking good in a jumpsuit?

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Srah – You found the key to the clue! Keep searching and before you know it, you’ll know the secrets to the Knights of the Templar!!

As for looking good in a jumpsuit — I’m all about the full-length zipper, baby! Oh yah.

By: T. Malone

T. Malone — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Zippers are so OUT Pauly. Velcro – the key to a good jumpsuit is velcro!

Oh, and I’ll take 2 “crack sanitary” t-shirts (1 XL, 1 medium – do they come in hot pink? I’d like them to match my jumpsuits).

By: groovebunny

groovebunny — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

I don’t mind the idea of you in a jumper Pauly. I’d just suggest staying away from the color orange though because then someone might mistake you for a YTPUOTHIGHWAYC (Young Trash Picker-Upper On The Highway Circut) instead of the YRITNASCARC that you’re going for.

And NASCAR rocks! Well…I have to admit to not watching the races, but we do collect the little cars.

Happy New Years!