I was most disappointed to read that you’re being emotionally staked by Buffy and her “All That” Freddie. Here’s hoping they come to their senses and apologize for behaving like children. Because we all know celebs are famous for admitting when they’re wrong.

Dude, if karaoke can’t bring you together, I don’t know what can.

I have been aware of your absence from this part of the Internet for sometime now, and have tried to decide the best way to deal with such a scenario. As the author of said blog, I felt it would be overstepping my bounds to track you down, shake you silly, and demand your return.

Instead, I chose to play hard-to-get. I chose to let the lingering memories of me get at your inner being.

It appears as if it has finally worked.

Which just goes to show you — growing a goatee gets LESS WOMEN INTERESTED than just ignoring them until they come back for more.

So maybe that’s what all my readers are doing, playing hard to get. Interesting.

And as for “tracking us down and shaking us silly,” it all depends. Like martinis, some of us like to be shaken silly, while others prefer to be stirred.

But you’ve got me back now. To quote Jerry Maguire: You had me at fights with celebrities.