Comments on: Drinking Coffee With Macaulay Culkin

By: laura

laura — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 19:29:13 +0000

paul… how could you do that …. i lruvvvvv mac hes the best!

By: srah

srah — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Hmmmm… Macaulay Culkin and I were born on the same day and I have always felt a bond there… if he has crazy-insane neck-phobias, I feel even closer to him!

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Awww, you guys are like TWINS!

By: Michele

Michele — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Nah uh!! That can not be a true story. Either you’re a very creative guy - I mean who would just dream up coffee with an 80s child star, a trip to Toys-R-Us and whacking him in the neck?

Or!!! It did happen…and that would be truly bizarre.

I just stumbled upon your site. You’re very funny. I know that from this story and that you have David Sedaris’s book listed.

P.S. this story just about beats my getting getting drunk with, passing out on and being carried home by John Cusak story.

By: drew

drew — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

You’re a stronger soul than I, Paul. If I had been able to deliver one solid Mac-whack, bloodlust would probably have set in and I would’ve wound up going to town on him a la Michael Bolton’s beat-down of the printer in Office Space.

By: Principessa

Principessa — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

This is the most out-there, strange thing. When I read your title, I never expected this ending. Hilarious.

By: Dawn (webmiztris)

Dawn (webmiztris) — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

On behalf of everyone, thank you, Pauly, for putting the Macdown on him.

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Reminds me of the time Paul and I saw Eddie Money at the Lafayette Reservoir, and we argued over whether it was really Eddie Money, so we went up to him, asked if he was really Eddie Money, he nodded yes, to which I said “see, I told you it was Eddie Money!!!” Ok, those stories aren’t similar at all.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

That’s TRUE — we DID see Eddie Money!

It was AWESOME. And cool to know that Eddie Money, just like us normal folks, loves PADDLE BOATS!

By: Kevin

Kevin — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I’m sorry Michele…are you being really rude, or just plain facetious? I can’t imagine “stumbling” across someone’s blog and then in your first ever comment to them basically calling them a “liar” (quotes mine). Why would you do that? Did Paul insult you? Maybe a jilted lover? I don’t know what’s going on here, but frankly it smacks of meddling and/or a conspiracy. I hope you think about this.