This strange message found its way to my cell phone voice mail this afternoon:
Voice (on message): Guess who. Seriously, try and guess. Don’t know who it is? Hmmmm, let me see. How about a hint? How about…my movie was number one at the box office last weekend. How about…my career has been revitalized because of it. How about…now I have a financial hold on him and he’ll never admit to being your best friend. How about them apples?
(The phone hangs up.)