SMG Gloats

This strange message found its way to my cell phone voice mail this afternoon:

Voice (on message): Guess who. Seriously, try and guess. Don’t know who it is? Hmmmm, let me see. How about a hint? How about…my movie was number one at the box office last weekend. How about…my career has been revitalized because of it. How about…now I have a financial hold on him and he’ll never admit to being your best friend. How about them apples?

(The phone hangs up.)

4 comments on “SMG Gloats

  1. Andrea - October 28, 2004 at 9:51 pm -

    Wow…that’s great. But the question for me, being so often not entertained by box office top hits anymore these days, is…which movie is she gloating about? Is she a voice in Shark Tale? No way, there’s too many REAL actors doing voice overs in that movie.

  2. Erin - October 29, 2004 at 12:18 am -

    Chicky is insecure… Will she not give the guy an allowance if he calls you his best friend? Too bad she wasn’t cast as Cordelia, then you could shout “typecast much?” (of course, I haven’t seen the new movie, but the only reason I would make the trip to see it would be to see if Ted Raimi makes an appearance, and really I can wait for the dvd to do that) 🙂 *hugs* (perhaps she needs to spank her inner moppet?)

  3. Will - October 29, 2004 at 2:00 pm -

    Ah yes, The Grudge. I’ve heard many a remark about this “thriller.” Guess what? (Seriously, try and guess.) All of said remarks have been negative!

    Perhaps the blockbuster statuts of The Grudge despite its poor quality, will only strengthen your grudge against SMG, Paul. I guess we’ll stay tuned to find out.

  4. jacquie - September 12, 2006 at 5:17 am -

    If only I hadn’t started reading your blog in 2005. I have really missed out on some good controversy. Thank goodness for all your backlinks and trackbacks!

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