Comments on: Today’s Prognosis On People Who Pretend To Wash Their Hands After Going to the Public Bathroom

By: Hilary

Hilary — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I have coworkers that do that. I’m not quite sure who they think they’re fooling, because those of us that do wash our hands talk about the faux hand washers.

By: monkeyinabox

monkeyinabox — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Someone has to spread all those nasty diseases.
Benefactor related: Boy for $1000, you could do something risky and adventureous, have unprotected sex with a bunch of Hookers and then not wash your hands.

By: RW

RW — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Guilty! I have done this on occassion. Usually, I only do this in single-person bathrooms. However, I sometimes run the water without even putting my hands in there.

I’d rather not discuss my motives (not that I’m ashamed of any of them, but rather because it’s bedtime).

By: collin

collin — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I am not commenting on this post. I am merely pretending to do so, going through the motions, so that your other readers will not think me the uncaring, comment-less drone that I almost certainly am. First with the hands, then with the blog comments, and eventually, FAUX will become a full-fledged lifestyle choice practiced (or I guess not-practiced) by dozens.

Mwahahaha!

cgb

By: C(h)ristine

C(h)ristine — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

My OCD just got worse.