Comments on: If I’m Holding A Puppy, I’m Obviously A Nice Guy

By: CJ

CJ — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 16:47:16 +0000

you forgot about:
catholic priests
gymnastics coaches
creepy health class teachers that also coach the girls basketball team
men wearing derby hats, seriously
angry astronauts

there are probably many others that I can’t think of… but oh well

By: Felix

Felix — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:05:28 +0000

It’s sooo true. I look big hairy and scary looking but in reality deep down I’m sorta shy and find safety in that image.
People tend to leave me alone because of my appearance and that suits me just fine. I enjoy my solitude, I really do.
But when I’m out with my best little buddy, Eddy things are quite different.
Women usually leave me alone but when I’m out with my little ball of fluff I can’t fight them off not even with a big stick.
They go to mush, totally drop their defences it’s amazing.
If I was one of those loonies with the duct tape, rag and little bottle of chloroform they would be in deep trouble but I’m not so it’s OK.
I guess a serial killer wouldn’t bother with little dogs would he?
Actually my little buddy looks a lot like your little dawgy, he’s a Maltese/Poodle cross and he doesn’t just look cute, he’s a most loving and loyal little guy. A true gift from God although when he wakes me at 2am standing on my chest with his tennis ball in mouth and tail wagging I’m not so sure.

By: Fluffy

Fluffy — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

hahaha this made me laugh! Just nipped across from Em’s blog and wanted to pay my respects to this charming and witty bit o writing
(btw my blog is at http://bilge-flaps.blogspot.com but typepad doesnt like me putting it in the field)

By: C(h)ristine

C(h)ristine — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I just wrote a short story about how a guy walks around with a puppy but is really an evil person.

But — that Puppy is JUST.SO.CUUUUUUUTE!!!!