Comments on: We Are Gullible (Or, Movie Endings We Already Know)

By: Enigma

Enigma — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

sometimes i hate it when you’re right.

By: Ankesh Kothari

Ankesh Kothari — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

But sometimes the movies screw history.

In Titanic, they created a fictitious 104 year old tramp.

In Braveheart, they show William Wallace kiss the English queen. When in reality, queen wasn’t even born during William Wallaces era.

Troy was just a fiction. A poem by Homer. Some people say even Homer was fictitious and some one else created him because he was scared to write the bad long poems in his name.

And because of few of these anomalies, I now have to see all the movies till the end. Coz you never know if some writer screwed history.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

You were clenching your pillow during “Miracle?” You must be a sweet, sappy guy deep down. You just play a tough writer on TV, right?

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

All men are allowed to get “tense” about sports.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I guess I interpreted “clutching a pillow” differently than “tense.” Yes, men are allowed, but so are women. Hello? (The) Ohio State (University) football…need I say more?

By: Tito

Tito — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

When are they going to make a movie about the 1992 USA Basketball team that won the Olympic gold medal? It’s a perfect story. Legends of the game destroy spindly Europeans and Asians on their way to victory. Like the middleschoolers visiting kindergarten classes in a kickball tournament. Can you make this movie happen Walnuts? I know you have pull in Hollywood!

By: Christine

Christine — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I get irritated when on quiz shows, they have Q’s like “Who is the American who invented Basketball” When it was a CANADIAN who invented BASKETBALL!

*shakes fist at the heavens!*

And it was on Canada Day TOO!
*faints*

By: jimi

jimi — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

This is precisely why i suggested the following: You know that scene that happens really early on in virtually every big action film where the hero is in a really precarious situation that looks like they should bite it at this point, but you are saying to yourself in the back of your mind “He can’t die, it’s only like 20 minutes into the movie.”? Well my idea is that something like this begins to take place only instead of him heroically surviving the situation, he dies, and the movie ends. That’s it. Credits roll. 20 minutes.

By: Creford

Creford — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

“Garfield The Movie” is wonderful with perfect 3D graphic. Garfield in the movie is really a cool and smart cat who can dance admirably. When he went to the tall building to saved the dog Odie and went down, it was very cool! But it was so dangerous when he dropped down from the tall building.
The story line is superb and jokey, and the actress is very beautiful and cute. It was very incredible for Jon that the girl could love him, I also have the same feeling and the same experience with Jon.