Hit Me in the Stomach as Hard as You Can Because I Can Take It

April 18th, 2004

Go ahead. Punch me in the stomach as hard as you can.

All I have to do, as long as you give me a three second warning, is flex my burly stomach muscles as hard as I can so when you punch me in the stomach with all your might — I won’t feel a damn thing.

In fact, I don’t even have to flex my burly stomach muscles hard at all. I can cause them to flex very lightly as if I was laughing at a mildly funny joke and even at that level of flexing, when your fist comes in contact with my abdomen — I won’t feel pain, discomfort or shed a tear.

Sure, you’ll stop me and tell me that as long as my shirt is covering my stomach muscles that because it’s made of 100% cotton it will obviously lessen the blow. You’ll remind me of that scene two weeks ago on The Sopranos where someone tried to kill someone else by shooting a bullet through a telephone book and into their stomach and how the bullet only went through the book halfway and how my cotton t-shirt is just like that so why don’t I lift up my shirt so you can really punch me in the stomach as hard as you can.

And I would so do that.

Even then, with my bare burly stomach muscles and my “subtle-six pack” smiling out at you, even then as you wind up and throw your five-finger flat iron at my abs… Even then I won’t feel a thing. I’ll probably just laugh at you and say something smarmy like, “Is that the best you can do?”

You might tell me, after doing no damage whatsoever, that you weren’t really ready. That you need another try. That you weren’t lined up exactly and that you hit my ribs instead of my stomach muscles. That if I’m confident in my stomach muscles at all, I would let you try and hit me in the stomach one again, as hard as you can.

And I would so let you do it, for a second time, as well. Because you can’t hurt me. Not at all.

And so there you go again, winding up your “hammer ‘o hate” and thrusting it wildly at my stomach. You will pound and pound three or four times and realize that there’s no getting past my great gate of stomach muscles. You will stand down and look into my eyes and say, disappointed… “I guess you really do have the strongest stomach muscles in the whole damn office.” You might also say, “Kudos to you, buddy!” But if you did, I’d think you were gay.

Then you’ll walk away from the scene of the crime and I would head on back to my office where I’d shut the door and lower the shades for some privacy.

That’s about when I’d start crying hysterically from all the pain.

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      Hilarious post. I just wish I could do what you have just talked about. If I was punched in the stomach “as hard as *one can,” I would probably drop to my knees and not get up for a while.

      *the term “one” applies to anyone in the range of a big guy you wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley to a five-year-old.

      Comment by Will — April 18, 2004 @ 4:09 pm

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      Hilarious and disturbing at the same time.

      Disturbing because I now realize that my days of punching people in the stomach at random will soon be over if more folks start doing sit-ups like you, Mr. Paulson.

      Which means I would then have to start kicking people in the stomach, which is dicey business. You gotta know what you’re doing. You could crack a rib, rupture a spleen, bruise a kidney, insult an intestine, etc. Nope. Nothing beats a good old fashioned punch in the gut. There’s just something healthy about it.

      Long live gut punch! We’re gonna miss ya, buddy.

      Comment by Flava Fabe — April 18, 2004 @ 11:15 pm

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      I can’t think of much other than taking several shots to the gut to prove your dominance and masculinity in the office. And I don’t think there is anything gay about the puncher accepting your dominance with a “kudos to you buddy” quip unless of course the puncher says it while he sports a bulge in his pants as hard if not harder than your burly abs.

      Comment by jason — May 19, 2004 @ 12:07 pm

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      This is one of the things guys fantasize about all the time. They want to get punched in the stomach and show they can take it. Also, some think about what it would feel like if they got suckerpunched there, in the pit of the stomach. How would they react, not have flexed at all? Just one punch like that. Then there are the reactions. People goes to movies to see some goodlooking dude get nailed in the abs. The women love it. The guys love. Anybody have some guesses why?

      Comment by Mick — July 3, 2004 @ 3:01 pm

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      Have always enjoyed letting guys punch me in the stomach-There is something uniquely masculine about it all-sort of a bonding-i have trained my abs for that very reason-to feel another guys fists slam into my muscled stomach–and the harder the punch the more I want it–cant explain this unusual practice–

      Comment by Billy — July 19, 2004 @ 2:41 pm

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      I read this when you first posted it and I didn’t say it then, but I will now:

      Are you my brother?

      Comment by Lena — July 20, 2004 @ 8:38 pm

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      I would love the chance to drop you or anyone else! Want to trade a few punches with me?

      Comment by Ron — October 13, 2004 @ 9:20 am

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      I’ll drop you man!

      Comment by Ron — November 1, 2004 @ 8:19 am

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      I am a 36 yr old female that is looking to be Belly Punched as well.
      I love to have my belly put to a test until I give, then I wish to be made to submit. I also pay females to punch me in the stomach. I will pay $$$ to be belly beaten and I often do. I am Jill Lauren from
      http://www.BellyPunches.com

      Comment by Jill Lauren — January 13, 2005 @ 4:48 pm

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      I love to read about people who are ineterested in being punched in the gut, beacause since i was a kid i felt that i want to be punched. i thought i was crazy and the only guy who wanted that. Now i´m still crazy but i´m not alone. I live in Buenos AIres, Argentina and here its quite difficult to find gutpuncher, but i´ve found some. if u once come here, my belly will be yours. have a nice 2005.

      Comment by guillermo — January 23, 2005 @ 1:44 pm

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      I have had my belly beaten numerous times. It never used to happen but now it happens all the time. Mostly it is men who do this to me.

      First they say ’stick your tongue out i want to beat it on your tongue’, then they move to my breasts and beat it using my breasts. Then after much beating off, they sometimes say, ‘OK Jurgen, lie back, it’s time to beat off on your belly’.

      Comment by Jurgen — January 23, 2005 @ 3:51 pm

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      I love being punched in the belly, but most of all I enjoy punching my girlfriend in the belly. I have some lovely pics of punching her and it is the most exhilerating feeling I have ever felt.Our sex has improved 150%more since I introduced her to belly punching.

      Comment by Danita — January 28, 2005 @ 7:09 pm

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      I love to be punched and even kicked in my fat pot belly! I perfer to be held wide open and really beaten up in my belly. I even like it done in public with people watching! I would be very interested in meeting and chatting with anyone who shares my interest. Thanks

      Comment by Denny — February 17, 2005 @ 3:19 am

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      I have a freind who has not just a six pack but an eight pack, and he loves his mates admiring it and punching it. But his party piece is to let you jump on it.In fact one time he lay on the floor and i jumped from a chair onto his stomach and it was like jumping onto concrete, and he didnt even flinch. He’s now working towards trying to get a ten pack !!!

      Comment by stu rettiner — March 5, 2005 @ 2:19 pm

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      i dont have abs and last night i got drunk and decided to go punch for punch in the stomach. no sternum blows and above the belt were the rules. after atleast 10 exchanges another dude steps up and wants to take a wack at both of us. after his hit we exchange a few more times and someone stops us. when we stop the second guy remarks that him and the other guy are both 2nd dagree black belts. which there friends confirm to me. so all in all i took maybe 15 in the gut from people that are trained to punch with force. i have a section of brusing above my naval which is verry painful all the guys blows landed in a verry close area on my stomace. 8 inch diameter. im wondering if this is cause to go to the hospital to get checked out. is it possible there could be internal damage? its really swolen. i can take pics if anyone wants to see. im kind of worried

      Comment by Tim — March 20, 2005 @ 4:15 pm

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      I like letting my friends take turns punching me as hard as they can; just below my navel. It all started when one of my friends commented on how chubby I was getting and slammed her fist into my gut. I liked it so much that I started having other people take a jab or two for fun.

      Comment by Danielle — May 6, 2005 @ 12:39 am

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      Nothing more satisfying than a really hard punch in the stomach when I am not expecting it. When my stomach is completly relaxed and the fist sinks in hard and deep.

      Comment by Clyde — May 10, 2005 @ 6:51 pm

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      I like to trade punches to the stomach to see who can take the most?

      Comment by Ron — May 14, 2005 @ 8:22 am

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      I like getting punched in the gut; starting out lightly and then harder and harder right into my belly button. Getting elbowed in the gut is also very satisfying; I can handle it for long periods of time.

      Comment by Patty — May 22, 2005 @ 3:57 pm

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      Sounds like you have a strong stomach Patty. When you say you can handle it for a long time, are you talking a few minutes or a few hours?

      Comment by Don — May 22, 2005 @ 4:28 pm

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      Usually 15 minutes; then a short break and then maybe up to a half hour at a time; depending on how much energy I have.

      Comment by Patty — May 28, 2005 @ 10:59 pm

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      I love punchin people in the stomach, taking it too, anyone want to punch me in the stomach?

      Comment by jeff — June 10, 2005 @ 12:40 pm

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      I have been wanting someone to punch me in the stomach, belly so to speak for a long time. However once I say it is my first time, no one is ever interested.
      If anyone is, I live in Central, PA.
      Do write me.
      Joan

      Comment by Joan — June 15, 2005 @ 10:23 pm

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      Joan; can you ask a friend or a Sibling to punch you in the stomach? (Lightly; the first time)?
      Sometimes I have a couple of friends who like to exchange belly punches in fun with me. I am able to have two fists in my gut at the same time as I have built up to it; or they take turns punching me and eachother and seeing how far their fists can sink into our stomachs. Good Luck!

      Comment by Sheila — June 17, 2005 @ 10:43 pm

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      At last, found a webpage that talks about punching guys in the stomach. I think it’s such a great way to bond with another guy. Anyone in San Francisco who want to get together and exchange really good, solid, hard punches to the gut? I’d be up for it.

      Comment by Michael — June 28, 2005 @ 11:43 pm

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      Michael,

      Why didn’t I check this site three weeks ago before I headed to Cali and San Fran for a family wedding? I would have loved to exchange some good tough shots for a while. Next time I come out I will hit you up before leaving and you should look for me if you ever get back east (NJ).

      Comment by jason — July 14, 2005 @ 2:14 pm

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      I’ve been a belly puncher for many years, and love to trade punches with hardbody females. My girlfriend is an ex pro fighter, and can hit like a mule kicks. We use 10 oz boxing gloves (bare knuckles unnecessarily hurt the skin, and believe me the gloves don’t prevent a teriffically forceful punch to the gut.) We like to spar a few friendly rounds, and then trade undefended gut punches, hitting harder and harder each time until the force of the punches begin knocking us off our feet. At that point we will usually do some very pleasant wrestling.
      I’d like to hear from all you belly punching fans, especially in Southern CA where we are. Maybe we should start a Gut-Punching club~ Any comments?

      Comment by Jack — August 6, 2005 @ 7:22 pm

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      I love punching females with good legs(big calf muscles) in the stomach. Not such as to damage, but satisfyingly. But with agrement. Al;so to sit on them and render them helpless. All good fun!. Any takers? U.K.

      Comment by Jeremy — August 10, 2005 @ 2:06 am

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      I prefer Head Trauma. I just throw up when people hit my stomach.

      Comment by nic — August 10, 2005 @ 7:58 am

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      I love trading gut punches with other guys. Have done it dozens of times in my life. Must be some macho b.s. stuck in our genes.
      My brother-in-law is into it as well. Over the years we have probably traded a thousand punches. Once stood against a wall a took 24 gut punches in a row from him. And he hits hard!

      Comment by steve — August 18, 2005 @ 1:03 pm

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      I’m a man from miami, fl. always loved gutpunching, since a kid. Love trading punches, 2 on 1s, etc. My biggest obssession is trying to figure out why gutpunching is such a driving force for some people.

      Comment by Luca — September 19, 2005 @ 6:04 pm

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      Great story. I know the drill. I’ve been into receiving M4M punches for years now. Nothing gets me hotter. Anyone in San Francisco up for giving, or trading, or just checking this out. I’ll take on curious novices or experienced punchers. It’s the enthusiasm surrounding this on both participants’ parts that make it such a hot activity. And my belly’s achin’ for it.

      Comment by Shep — September 28, 2005 @ 8:57 am

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      I have been into GP from age 13 on…. I did some playful punching in high school but nothing real till I got on line. I too use to think I was nuts but I know I am not alone with this fetish. I love trading with with a guy till one quits or drops. Nothing better! I’m 36yo, 6′ 0″, 185lbs. I live in Ohio and I travel as well. HIT me up, niceguy_44145 at yahoo dot com

      Comment by Ron — November 22, 2005 @ 7:39 pm

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      I thought I was the only person in the world who loves sucker punching other guys in the stomach when theyre not ready for it. Nothin better than the sound a guy makes when he gets it right in the pit of the stomach soft & unflexed. I Like taking it that way too, cntphxmtnbkr@aol.com
      Phoenix AZ

      Comment by jeff — January 9, 2006 @ 11:15 am

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      I don’t understand how people like getting punched in the gut. It just hurts to me. But i have a friend who loves it. I don’t really get it.

      Comment by Alexander Hamilton — January 29, 2006 @ 3:48 pm

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      Dude, you guys are really messed up. Why don’t you step up to the big boys world and stop with the namby pamby punching and just go right on up to metal pipes. Yeah, I bet you like that don’t you. Once your ribs heal….

      Comment by YouGuys — May 12, 2006 @ 4:09 pm

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      I am looking to be punched in the belly also! I like to be held and punched by women and some men, but only if there are women there also. Please contact me if interested.

      Comment by Denny — May 17, 2006 @ 2:49 am

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      Where are all you hard-bellied tough girls that like to trade good hard gut punches for fun with 12 oz boxing gloves? If you are a female boxer, wrestler or catfighter, lets start a “Belly Punching Club” in the San Fernando Valley and/or L.A. Interested guys or girls please respond. It could be a lot of fun and we could even make some videos of the punching sessions. What do you think?
      Jack

      Comment by Jack — July 11, 2006 @ 4:01 am

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      Guys, I thought I was the only crazy man on earth. I also love being punched in my belly. I’m from Uruguay, so it seems this is worldwide.

      Comment by Gustav — January 14, 2007 @ 11:49 am

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      This is my experience. I like a guy to punch my stomach as long as. It feels good to get punched in stomach.especially. My stomach tight, but no real definition and I enjoy it being punched in the area near my navel. My fiend likes punching my stomach he says hearing go ughh and holding it is a real turn on he like take a punch my guts worked over. Once I had my arms tied above my head with my bare gut exposed my friend punched me as hard as he could right in my navel. The pain was awful, I grunted loud like I was throwing up and I doubled over. My friend hit me again, higher, in the stomach I fell down. He rubs my bare stomach until my stomachache goes away. then followed up with gut slugs to the navel both hand from the many punch I was between stars and clouds and dropped to my knees, gasping and puked Later that I often request for gut punch..

      Comment by TEA — March 7, 2007 @ 1:47 am

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      TEA…it sounds like you really do enjoy getting your belly punched! I’m just wondering if you are a male or a female? The name would suggest a female but…

      Comment by Don — April 4, 2007 @ 7:49 am

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      HEY THERE! GUTPUNCHER HERE. write to me. fit guy in Miami, US. hotabs2111@aol.com

      Comment by Luca — April 7, 2007 @ 7:45 am

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      love all this comments. im all of them

      Comment by Luca — May 7, 2007 @ 6:32 am

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