Comments on: Words For Your Enjoyment: Trump

By: chase

chase — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

trump is hosting SNL tomorrow night. maybe they’ll get down to the bottom of this troubling issue…

By: Bakerina

Bakerina — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Not about the hair at all, but yet another quirk about Trump…

I used to work for a cosmetic company whose offices were adjacent to the Plaza Hotel, which was owned (and may still be, I’m not sure) by Donald Trump. He used to make a couple of trips a day between his office in Trump Tower and the Plaza, so I used to see him on the street a lot. (He is a short, short man, and his hair is *really* like that.) One day one of my co-workers and I were chatting with one of his drivers — he was in a meeting at the Plaza — and co-worker said, “is this one of his cars?” “Check this out,” said the driver, and tapped on one of the smoked glass passenger windows. We peered into it, only to discover a pattern of the word “TRUMP” embossed repeatedly into the tinting. Thousands of tiny little TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMPs.

That was one of the first moments I suspected that something was not quite right with the Donald. Of course, his big fugly building on 57th Street and Fifth Avenue should have clued me in long before that.

By: Lena

Lena — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Not that I watch reality tv obsessively or anything (Cause I don’t. I can stop anytime. Really) BUT, I happened to be watching the Apprentice and the Donald was on a golf course and a nice gust of wind picked his hair up and GASP, he had plenty o’ hair!

Now, as a hair care professional, I am appalled by his hair. It looks like he colors it at home with a home brew of powdered Tang and dirt and don’t even get me started on the style. I’ve never figured it out. Ever. It’s brushed forward, then back, then pushed forward… WTF?

For a man with a load of money, it’s just not right.

By: Robbie

Robbie — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

The Donald was on SNL last night and I was having some of the very same thoughts about his hair. Personally, I think he needs to fire his hair dresser. Whatever he’s got going on there, it’s hideous!!!

By: Gary

Gary — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

If I had his money I would get a good transplant
done, come on donald, give it up already…

By: kerry

kerry — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I know why Donald Trump’s hair looks strange. When he was married to his first wife Ivana she sent him to have “scalp reduction surgery”. In my opinion it didn’t turn out very well. Actually a good hair weave could be an option for him. And that odd color has got to go. For a guy that likes a lot of positive attention the hair just doen’t make sense.