Comments on: Throat Scratching and Gleek

By: Alyssa

Alyssa — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:36:44 +0000

I just gleeked all over my keyboard…sweet.

By: Alyssa

Alyssa — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:26:37 +0000

Well, I can’t explain how to gleek. But I am really good at it and my friends think it is really gross. For those of you who can’t gleek, you’ll figure it out on your own. That’s what I did.

By: Person

Person — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 17:06:15 +0000

I can do both of those… and I’m only 11.

They are pretty amazing talents, and I can gleek up to 5 feet away. It freaks my friends out.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:23:08 +0000

Dr. Fart?

By: Dr. Fart

Dr. Fart — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:04:55 +0000

Every time i try to gleek i always end up hurting my tongue and being unsuccesful. But whenever I go to close my mouth in order to stop attempting to gleek a stream of spit always goes flying out of my mouth. So I guess i got it down pat. I can gleek by not trying to gleek (if you know what I’m saying). But I’ve always been able to scratch my throat as long as i could remember.

P.S.: Poop

By: wish-i-could-gleek

wish-i-could-gleek — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 17:31:16 +0000

heh, whenever i try to gleek by using the instructions shown above, i always yawn and my eyes get all watery and i cant tell if im gleeking or not, lol. my tongue aches from trying, and for some reason you all can do this practically without trying. so, i guess you just have to have a talent for it, or can you really teach other people?

By: captain big tits

captain big tits — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:17:38 +0000

ight heres how its done. the whole chewing on the tongue deal is by far stupid, you do not have to hurt yourself to do it. what i do, it may seem wierd but it works everytime and no liquid or candy is needed. first i lick my lips, both top and bottom with my mouth closed. then after that i place my tongue practically underneath my bottom front teeth (under the gum part) and keep it pushed against the gums under your bottom teeth. doing this allows pressure to build up in the saliva glands. take the bottom part of your jaw and move it forward so your bottom set of teeth are sticking outward farther than the top set (as far as you can push them out..dont force though..no need to hurt yourself). the reason for this is so you do not spray the inside of your mouth hitting the top teeth. now is the hardest part..the tongue lifting. the trick is..barely lift it. only lift the tip of it so that your saliva glands are showing. the saliva glands is located on the bottom of your mouth by the way, not on the underside of your tongue, below it. congrats if you did it..if you didnt, try flinging the tip of your tongue up instead of just raising it. trust me when you do it one time on command, you will never have problems and can do it anytime. you dont even have to yawn, just simply lick your lips to relax the muscles. (very important to apply the pressure against gums so you dont lose the little air pressure thing in the glands.) try practicing on a mirror so you can see where they are. you should see 2 little holes when they open up. thats why some people shoot 2 streams to their left and right. sorry for really long paragraph but im getting into very deep details that are simple and require absolutely nothing. email me at phy_storm@yahoo.com if you have comments (i will not check this ever again probably lol)

By: I

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 22:23:25 +0000

To the previous poster and the others who appear confused. Gleeking is not spraying spit between your teeth. Gleek-action comes from under your tongue and teeth have little, if anything, to do with it.

Alas, I still can’t gleek on purpose. I’ll have to obtain some warheads or something, for a little assistance.

By: bob

bob — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:09:58 +0000

To those who still cannot gleek, (1)scoop ALL of the saliva out from underneath your tongue with the tip of your tongue until it is dry. (2)Immediatly after that, open your mouth until your teeth are a good 1 1/2 cm apart, then put the tip of your tongue under the bottom of your top teeth and push out with the middle of your tongue. It should work, i just figured that out too.

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Turns out i just gleeked on my monitor!
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By: kaka

kaka — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:58:17 +0000

how do you give pressure to the muscles under your tongue