Comments on: The Suck-age Effect

By: plaingrove2004

plaingrove2004 — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:22:25 +0000

I agree Amy Smart is not that good looking, and the only reason I point it out is because so many people including the media will say that she is. There are a ton of girls out there that are considered hot stuff but if you really look there missing alot of the goods. They’ll have a big rack but the ass is flat as a pancake or looks that way because its got a couple of big love handles above it. Im not talking about Amy Smart right now but any girl in the world.

By: Lil S Dog1

Lil S Dog1 — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 17:12:13 +0000

Your Right He Flat Out Sucks…He can’t act to save his scrawny bangin Demo Moore Life. He needs a good pimp smackin! And Amy Smart is ass ugly, and can’t act either.

I’m out!!!

By: steve

steve — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Pauly D — bite your tongue! As a fairly consistent reader of WFME I feel that I have earned the right to let you know point blank when you have made a mistake. So I will. Amy Smart is quite attractive. While I don’t think that she’s “list” quality, she’s up there.

What next? You’re going to tell me that the girl from Lost is homely?…

Oy vey!

By: steve

steve — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

OK — I’ve waited patiently for you to formally tender your apology to Miss Smart. I can only assume that your contrition has somehow rendered you speechless. I must assume that, ridden with guilt, you sit there unable to sleep, unable to drink, unable to even drool over a big block of Brie (or any other cheese for that matter). I can only imagine the shame with which you live out your days. Oh sure — you put forth a proud face to the world. You might fool the rest of them with your lighthearted entries on “The future of Big League Chew in this anti-tobacco world,” but I see through your fanciful façade.

I’m here to tell you that your life will, in fact, be better if you retract those libatious statements. Accept Amy Smart as the beauty that she is!

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Steve.

Amy Smart — is not good looking.

She is weird looking. Emaciated looking. She is less good looking than Chloe Sevigny who is weird looking on her own.

I retract NOTHING, dear sir. I stand behind my libel-esque comments!

By: steve

steve — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Oh Pauly D
You disappoint me.

When the opportunity arose
to retract in prose

The light you just did not see.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I saw, indeed,
that much is true,
but Amy Smart,
she’s ugly too.

Her twisted nose,
her tiny digits,
whilest I watch her on screen,
I can’t help but figits.

By: steve

steve — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

The beauty of Smart
Apologize. Retract it.
You are not correct.